Shock Troopers, Fem-Droids, and Battle Toads! OH MY!!

I was in a Large Cave on a distant planet that was being colonized by humans. I was part of an Elite group of future Space Marines. It was myself, Two Super Shock Troopers, and a female android that was an on hand medic and also used for "recreation" on long space flights, good for the morale of our troops. We were fighting what I can best describe as large mutant humanoid Frogs. They attacked in droves. Spears, claws, and fangs. I was armed with a sniper-gatling gun, and took them all out. Everyone was telling me how awesome I was in the head set. We ran back inside the colonized buildings. Inside, a female rookie who looked a lot like Kelly Kapowski (does that mean she was from Polish Descent?) ran out of her battle station room, where she was in charge of keeping an eye on us while we're out in battle, giving us little tips and watching our backs. She ran up to me and we hugged. She told me how brave I was, how I was a good shot, and how proud of me she was. Then we kissed. The Fem-Droid got noticeably jealous of Space Kapowski, and told me that I didn't have enough "Achievements" to be involved physically with someone lower ranked than me. I brushed it off, told her that I did indeed have enough achievements, and we all walked around the Space station, to the Space Bar. It was kind of like the Cantina in Star Wars, but, all human marines, men and women, and Fem, and Men, Droids. We decide to head out to "The Next Level" and I get a farewell kiss on the cheek from Kapowski. We burst through the door, back into the cave. Everyone else has their weapon, but I only have my wallet! I look down, it's in my hand like I'm going to shoot it. I ask one of the shock troopers if he had my gun. He told me to press the B button to bring up my inventory. I had no idea what he was talking about, so he brought up his inventory, which was full of weapons, including the sniper-gatling gun. I asked him if I could use his because I didn't know where mine was. He told me No. It was his. Fend for myself. The End.

"Nooooo!!!!"- Any Star Wars Movie

The year, 1995. Eric Doyle and I were at the Holyoke Mall looking for the newest, and rarest, Star wars figures. We found a good amount and decided we were going to go get lunch down in the food court. We were on the Top floor and, on our way, I decided to look over the edge down into the food court. All of a sudden, I dropped all of the action figures over the banister! I watched them fall in slow motion, and then, I fell over the edge myself. Maybe Eric pushed me over the edge for dropping all the action figures, I don't know, I can't say. But here I was, falling along with the action figures, from the very top floor of the mall, in slow motion. Right as when I was about to hit the floor, I woke up, feeling as if I had fallen right into my own bed.

Martin!...Damn Gina!

In This Dream I knew, somehow, that I was in a movie. Like "Last Action Hero" but, a different movie. The actors in the movie actually knew their past history of films. I was in this house and Martin Lawrence was there. He said "Wazzuuuppp?!" and slapped me five. I told him it was great to meet him, that his career really popped off after the TV show Martin. Gina was his wife in the dream, and she felt left out, because, her career hadn't really gone anywhere. So she piped in and said that she had just finished doing a cameo in some movie like "Scary Movie 18" or "Meet the Spartan's 11" or "Shitty Movie 27" where she was O.D.ing on Cheetos in a bathtub with Oliver Stone. I told her that I had seen that and thought she was really good in it. That was a lie, and Martin knew it, so he laughed and slapped me five and wazzzuupped some more. Then he filled me in that there was a murderer who lived next door and was killing people in the basement. So Martin told me that we were going to go kill this guy, mob justice, and to wait on the front lawn for him. So I did. Martin came out with a couple of shotguns, and I asked for one, but he said I was too young for a real one, so he gave me a pump action water gun. Just then the mail man ran over and asked what we were doing, if we were going to take down that unseen murderer vigilante style. Martin told him to shut up fool. Out of nowhere a big black SUV peeled up and it scared me so I shot the windows with water from my pump action water gun. Some guy in shades popped out and said he needed to take the mail man in for questioning about if he had seen anything about the basement murderer. He also asked us, Martin and I, if we wanted to join them in getting some very expensive steak dinners. We say sure, and away we went. I was in the front passenger seat. The road was lined with parked cars, we could barely make it through them, then, there was a young couple walking in the middle of the road holding hands. Guy in shades honked at them to move, and got angry. They got to the side of the road as we were pulling up to the Steak house. Guy in shades was so mad that he stepped on the gas, took a turn thinking that it led to the parking lot. It didn't. Cut to Bird's Eye View of the Big SUV slamming into the side of the steak house, and bouncing off. In my dream it was still clearly a miniature model, because, we were still in a movie. The SUV started to roll down this big grassy hill. It began to flip over on it's side when I was flipped out the side window from the cars flipping force. I landed on the grass hill and watched the big SUV flip and spin and turn down this very large grassy hill. I began to laugh and pound my fists into the grass with my crazy laughter. I was laughing because I knew that because this was a movie that everyone inside the car, somehow, would be ok... because they were main characters.

A/V Film/Video High school reunion?

In this dream I was hanging out with EVERYONE I've ever worked with while making anything film or video related. We were all hired to make a movie for Troma, so we were all in this huge, empty, warehouse. It was lunch time, so everyone was eating, which felt very much like a high school cafeteria. I was making my rounds, chatting with everyone. Every table was the cool table. I don't really know who was in charge, but, everything was running very smoothly. The only problem with the warehouse was that it didn't have any doors, so we had to climb up and down the scaffolding into air vents big enough to crawl through, and crawl through them to get in and out. This didn't really cause a problem, I went in and out of them and lugged back some C-stands and other equipment and it worked just fine! I don't know how it did, but, it just did. All in all it was very fun catching up with everyone in dream land!

Attack of the 50 foot Steve Blair.

I was walking along the Charles, heading home from Band practice, I play the bass, when I noticed some strange barrels floating, and leaking, into the river. I get closer, to take a better look, and see that they are leaking toxic waste. I guess I took too close of a look, because I fell in! This toxic waste made me feel funny, and somehow, gave me the power to grow in size to giant status, and then return back to normal. At that very moment, a prehistoric super gigantic T-Rex hurled itself out of the ocean, where I guess he'd been laying dormant for 60 million years. He began to attack the City, so I used my newly acquired super powers and grew to his size. I punched, he chomped, I kicked, he'd slap me with his tail. It was an epic battle within the busy city limits of Boston. I picked up an abandoned T train and whipped him in the face with it, over and over, until he whimpered and retreated to his watery grave once again. I shrunk back down to normal size and went back home before anyone recognized me, or served me with a bill for all the destruction.

Back Alley Haunted Mansion?

My friend Chewy and I went to go see a movie in an old, run down, movie theater. After the movie we cut through the old vintage arcade they had in the back to get outside to the rear parking lot. In the parking lot was this cute chick who was obviously drunk, and she asked chewy to light her cigarette. So, he did, snapping his fingers to spark the lighter, but, he lit the filter side of the cigarette! And, she smoked it that way! Chewy turned to me and said, "what an idiot" as we walked away from her and talked about some old band from the 80's and how they were going to have a revival tour soon. We cut through this back alley and ended up at a haunted mansion/ fun house thing, so we figured we'd check it out. It was a knock off of the one in Disney. When we got inside, it was just one big room with a few monsters, some paintings on the walls, and a chalk outline of a body on the floor. We got bored of that very quickly and peaced out.

What a Future!

It's the near distant future. I was out to lunch in some swanky high rise when I suddenly remembered I needed to go visit my mom at work, and actually take her out to lunch! So I rushed out and jumped into my car. In the near distant future cars drove themselves. Tell it where you want to go, and away you go! They were oversized slot cars, something straight out of Blade Runner, very sleek. They ran on these tracks, which made traffic jams and speed limits a thing of the past. They were electric, hardly making any sound at all, which eliminated the use of fossil fuels, putting an end to air and sound pollution. The electricity was stored and collected by solar panels that now lined all roads and highways. What a future. On my way I remembered that I had forgotten to pay for my meal, and worried about that for a little bit, but, in no time I ended up at my Mom's future job. She's the highest regarded Dietitian/ Nutritionist at the Largest "Super Hospital" in Boston. So we meet up, have some small talk, she introduces me to some cute nurse who graduated from Simmons. Then, all of a sudden, warning lights flick on and sirens come blaring out of horns! Over the loud speaker an automated woman's voice comes out telling everyone that we need to evacuate! Evidently some Doctor had knocked over and broke this beaker that contained a super strand of cancer, an airborn virus that if inhaled gives you cancer instantly, like, tumor growths and vital organ shut down within seconds. So we high tailed it out of there! We made it out without getting cancer. The End.

The Hot Dog Diner Killer

This is a Dream I've had several times since I was about five years old. I was being followed and stalked by this very shadowy figure, dressed all in white, wearing dark boots, and carrying a big blood soaked knife. I never got a look at his face, but I'm sure it was sinister. So I run down deserted streets until I end up at an old Hot Dog Diner, all they served were different kinds of hot dogs, I.E. plain hot dogs, ballpark franks, footlongs, chili cheese dogs, ect. No one was inside, but the doors were unlocked, all the lights were off besides the neon trim, shedding an unearthly red glow on the scene. The Killer, walking very calmly, on my heels, I duck into the Hot Dog Diner. He follows, and I hide under the tables. He searched for me while I kept moving from one table to the other. I got to the last table in the very far corner. He walks slowly over, my heart racing... and then I wake up. I've had this dream maybe three or four times.

The Real World: Mafia!

I was in the Mafia, or the Mob if you will, along with my brother. The Mob, my brother, and I all shared an apartment together, so it was like "The Real World: Mafia". We all got along pretty well, every once in awhile there would be a fight about who was going to cook, do the dishes, do laundry at what time, ect., but none of the fights ever ended with anyone getting wacked. I had just "acquired" some really big and pricey diamonds so I was the Mafia's total favorite, cuz now we didn't have to worry about paying this month's rent. My brother, on the other hand, was the runt of the litter and didn't contribute much, he just kind of sat around.

Point Break 2: Skateboard Boogaloo?

Johnny Depp (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas/ Donnie Brasco/ What's Eating Gilbert Grape Fame), Rob Dyrdek (Rob and Big/ Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory Fame), His cousin Drama (Rob and Big/ Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory Fame), and myself were undercover cops trying to infiltrate a skate gang who skated by day, and robbed banks by night. Johnny Depp's undercover name was "Johnny Rocket" and because of our awesome skateboarding skills, we were successful in winning over the skate gang's trust. We went skateboarding a lot, and we also ate a lot of fast food burgers. Think Point Break 2: Skateboard Boogaloo.

Planet of the Apes: The Missing Link

I was being chased through a desert by all kinds of mutant, and smart, apes, like I was on the Planet of the Apes. I tried to find places to hide, behind rocks and trees, but they kept coming after me. I hadn't shaved in awhile so I thought maybe I could trick them with my facial stubble, so I stopped, turned around, and said, "I'm one of you! Stop chasing me!" They looked me over, decided I was indeed an ape like them... then we all hung out in their future camp base. It was a pretty fun time after they stopped chasing me. Bow your Heads!

Godzilla Attacks!

I was in New York City when Godzilla was attacking. People were running scared. Godzilla's radioactive mouth rays made all the people turn into mutants, except for, of course, me! So, I high tailed it down into the subway and waited it out in some underground subway bunker.

Big Trouble with Little Leroy.

I was working at Bruegger's Bagels and it was really busy. I mean, really busy. I think someone had said it was memorial day, or maybe it was St. Patrick's day, I can't remember. I asked this woman how her day was and she said "Well I'm here instead of at Dunkin', so what does that tell you?!" all Snotty. So I told her that our bagel's were softer, that it was like biting into a warm poppy-seeded cloud. Just then my old friend and partner in crime Leroy Brown busted in and then...
Leroy told me that the local blockbuster had closed down the day before and threw away all their DVD's and Blu Ray's and we should go get some. Free DVD's and Blu Ray's! So, I jumped over the Bruegger's Bagels counter, and we high tailed it out of there to the Blockbuster back alley. While mid-picking, the cops show up! So we ran through alleys, split up, and somehow I ended up in the middle of the woods, still hearing sirens. I kept hiding in the woods and made my way over to a side road, where some old red truck just happened to be driving by. He picked me up while hitchhiking and drove me home.

Will Smith's Summer Blockbuster Remake of "Slugs: the Movie"

I was Will Smith. I was a scientist who had once destroyed this mutagen string of slugs, but, they came back somehow, as I was painting my house. So I jumped off the ladder, said "They're Back!" and fought my way through them, and the small town, to my lab. Think Will Smith Blockbuster mixed with B-Movie "Slugs", but cooler.

Olivia Munn Dream Date... Kind of.

I was taking Olivia Munn (Attack of the Show Fame) out on a date, but Kevin Pereira (Attack of the Show Fame), Seth Rogen (Superbad/Knocked Up Fame), and Justin Long (The Mac Guy Fame) were totally C-Blocking me and acting like D-Bags. After them totally ruining the date, we ended up having a bar fight. I was kicking major butt, because of my lankiness, just as I woke up with my legs kicking and fists punching air. It's like virtual reality... in your brain!

Zombie Apocalypse Now!

In this dream I had to save these two young orphans, brother and sister, from this very creepy and modern high rise apartment/ secret government base. They were being held by the government (the helicopters chasing) during an apocalyptic zombie attack for some reason, I didn't know why, I just knew that I had to rescue them and cart them off to safety. They were located at the very top of this seemly deserted high rise of hell. I finally got them out and escaped in an old gas tanker truck. The army was chasing us in their hummers, but they tried to leave the parking area the wrong way. There were those "if you leave the wrong way your tires will be punctured by spikes" type of spike strips, so the hummer in the lead got their tires punctured, which made the hummer flip into the air, crash into the other hummers, and explode. Then I had to drive through hordes of zombies, but the tanker truck held up, and we made it back to the safe house. It was a very long and creepy dream, but I stayed asleep to see what was going to happen next!

My First Vivid Dream!

Me and Kat Dennings, of "Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist" fame, were just hanging out in space on some future space craft. Suddenly an Alien, of "Alien" fame, showed up and started to harass us. It freaked us out, so we tried to run away, but we could only run around and try to hide for so long. When we stopped he'd hiss and snap at us, shooting his 2nd mouth out at us to start running again so he could chase us again.
He didn't try to kill us, he just wanted to chase us around. After a few times, we just started to ignore him. So we went back to hanging out, chatting about life and whatnot, while the Alien kind of just hung out with us. We ignored him. Awkward.