Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Today our guest speakers are...


Morgan Freeman, Billy Dee Williams (Born William December Williams. I know this because he told me that when I interviewed him in real life during a blizzard with Chewy back in high school.), and I were invited guest speakers at some camp. It was raining outside so we had to hold it inside the gym. We all introduced ourselves, and I went into my speech. Morgan Freeman interrupted me to start his speech. I said, "Hey, I'm not done with my speech yet Mr. Freeman." The crowd burst out, chanting "Let him speak! Let him speak!" I got to finish my speech. The crowd was pleased.

Quick Stop at Rooster Lake.


I was on a long road trip for a Documentary shoot with my friends Adam and Phil, some hot scenester chick who liked to flash us her boobs, a lot, and a few other dudes. We were driving down to Hawaii, where the subject of the Doc. must have been. We pulled over to this lake that had a ton of large, over-sized, roosters swimming, because we needed a little rest, and because you never see a lake filled with over-sized roosters swimming in it. I told Adam that we should get some B-Roll footage of it. So Adam went into the Van and grabbed my video camera, and his Hi8 camera, just in case he needed it. Adam was about to shoot some footage when Phil came running over and told us that we don't have time to grab some extra B-Roll, we're late for our first interview. "The Lady with the Dog?" I said. "Yessss!!!" Phil said, wanting to get back on the road as quick as possible. I turn around, and Adam was throwing dirt into, and on, my camera. I told him we needed to get going, and to stop throwing dirt into my camera or it will break! We all climbed back in. The windshield to the van was a widescreen HD TV, and the steering wheel was a playstation controller. He drove us toward the bridge we were supposed to cross, but he then took a sharp left turn into this large wooden fence. We crashed, everyone was ok, and we got stuck in the fence. We never made it to Hawaii, or to the Lady with the dog. I'm sure they were mad.