Big Trouble with Little Leroy.

I was working at Bruegger's Bagels and it was really busy. I mean, really busy. I think someone had said it was memorial day, or maybe it was St. Patrick's day, I can't remember. I asked this woman how her day was and she said "Well I'm here instead of at Dunkin', so what does that tell you?!" all Snotty. So I told her that our bagel's were softer, that it was like biting into a warm poppy-seeded cloud. Just then my old friend and partner in crime Leroy Brown busted in and then...
Leroy told me that the local blockbuster had closed down the day before and threw away all their DVD's and Blu Ray's and we should go get some. Free DVD's and Blu Ray's! So, I jumped over the Bruegger's Bagels counter, and we high tailed it out of there to the Blockbuster back alley. While mid-picking, the cops show up! So we ran through alleys, split up, and somehow I ended up in the middle of the woods, still hearing sirens. I kept hiding in the woods and made my way over to a side road, where some old red truck just happened to be driving by. He picked me up while hitchhiking and drove me home.