Attack of the 50 foot Steve Blair.

I was walking along the Charles, heading home from Band practice, I play the bass, when I noticed some strange barrels floating, and leaking, into the river. I get closer, to take a better look, and see that they are leaking toxic waste. I guess I took too close of a look, because I fell in! This toxic waste made me feel funny, and somehow, gave me the power to grow in size to giant status, and then return back to normal. At that very moment, a prehistoric super gigantic T-Rex hurled itself out of the ocean, where I guess he'd been laying dormant for 60 million years. He began to attack the City, so I used my newly acquired super powers and grew to his size. I punched, he chomped, I kicked, he'd slap me with his tail. It was an epic battle within the busy city limits of Boston. I picked up an abandoned T train and whipped him in the face with it, over and over, until he whimpered and retreated to his watery grave once again. I shrunk back down to normal size and went back home before anyone recognized me, or served me with a bill for all the destruction.