Jurassic Shaw's

The world is a very different place. Somehow, through some secret genetic science, Dinosaurs are back on Earth. Of course, they escaped the scientist's clutches, and took over the earth, yet again. Mother Nature consumed what was once dominated by man. I'm stuck in this world, and joining me was my mom. These types of Dinosaurs, when they bit you, and you survived, you turned into a dinosaur yourself, kind of like a werewolf. It was out of your control, one minute Human, the next Dino, and then, Back to Human. My mom had been bit during a Dino tussle, and we were looking for a place to stay. Shaw's Supermarket was now a place for the elite, like a 5 star hotel, or bed and breakfast. It was a place for human's to find food, shelter, and anything else your heart would desire. It had marble floors, crystal chandeliers, spiral staircases, hot tubs, Shaw's Supermarket was now very ritzy and posh. It was also heavily guarded. We were allowed inside, for some reason. Once we started to get comfortable, my mom started to change into a dinosaur. I tried to hide her, but, people started to catch on. The people reminded me a lot of the future people in "Demolition Man". Before she turned all Dino, We began to loot as much as possible before security was alerted to her transforming presence. There was this new kind of Men's body wash called "Nut Scrub" that I happened to grab a lot of. "Nut Scrub" looked a lot like full gallons of milk. We loaded some shopping carts with survival stuffs, and were chased out of The Human Hide Away that was Shaw's Supermarket, Neon signs bursting around us due to gun fire, smoke and sparks filling each room we passed until we were finally back outside. Safe... for now.

Today our guest speakers are...

Morgan Freeman, Billy Dee Williams (Born William December Williams. I know this because he told me that when I interviewed him in real life during a blizzard with Chewy back in high school.), and I were invited guest speakers at some camp. It was raining outside so we had to hold it inside the gym. We all introduced ourselves, and I went into my speech. Morgan Freeman interrupted me to start his speech. I said, "Hey, I'm not done with my speech yet Mr. Freeman." The crowd burst out, chanting "Let him speak! Let him speak!" I got to finish my speech. The crowd was pleased.

Quick Stop at Rooster Lake.

I was on a long road trip for a Documentary shoot with my friends Adam and Phil, some hot scenester chick who liked to flash us her boobs, a lot, and a few other dudes. We were driving down to Hawaii, where the subject of the Doc. must have been. We pulled over to this lake that had a ton of large, over-sized, roosters swimming, because we needed a little rest, and because you never see a lake filled with over-sized roosters swimming in it. I told Adam that we should get some B-Roll footage of it. So Adam went into the Van and grabbed my video camera, and his Hi8 camera, just in case he needed it. Adam was about to shoot some footage when Phil came running over and told us that we don't have time to grab some extra B-Roll, we're late for our first interview. "The Lady with the Dog?" I said. "Yessss!!!" Phil said, wanting to get back on the road as quick as possible. I turn around, and Adam was throwing dirt into, and on, my camera. I told him we needed to get going, and to stop throwing dirt into my camera or it will break! We all climbed back in. The windshield to the van was a widescreen HD TV, and the steering wheel was a playstation controller. He drove us toward the bridge we were supposed to cross, but he then took a sharp left turn into this large wooden fence. We crashed, everyone was ok, and we got stuck in the fence. We never made it to Hawaii, or to the Lady with the dog. I'm sure they were mad.

Shock Troopers, Fem-Droids, and Battle Toads! OH MY!!

I was in a Large Cave on a distant planet that was being colonized by humans. I was part of an Elite group of future Space Marines. It was myself, Two Super Shock Troopers, and a female android that was an on hand medic and also used for "recreation" on long space flights, good for the morale of our troops. We were fighting what I can best describe as large mutant humanoid Frogs. They attacked in droves. Spears, claws, and fangs. I was armed with a sniper-gatling gun, and took them all out. Everyone was telling me how awesome I was in the head set. We ran back inside the colonized buildings. Inside, a female rookie who looked a lot like Kelly Kapowski (does that mean she was from Polish Descent?) ran out of her battle station room, where she was in charge of keeping an eye on us while we're out in battle, giving us little tips and watching our backs. She ran up to me and we hugged. She told me how brave I was, how I was a good shot, and how proud of me she was. Then we kissed. The Fem-Droid got noticeably jealous of Space Kapowski, and told me that I didn't have enough "Achievements" to be involved physically with someone lower ranked than me. I brushed it off, told her that I did indeed have enough achievements, and we all walked around the Space station, to the Space Bar. It was kind of like the Cantina in Star Wars, but, all human marines, men and women, and Fem, and Men, Droids. We decide to head out to "The Next Level" and I get a farewell kiss on the cheek from Kapowski. We burst through the door, back into the cave. Everyone else has their weapon, but I only have my wallet! I look down, it's in my hand like I'm going to shoot it. I ask one of the shock troopers if he had my gun. He told me to press the B button to bring up my inventory. I had no idea what he was talking about, so he brought up his inventory, which was full of weapons, including the sniper-gatling gun. I asked him if I could use his because I didn't know where mine was. He told me No. It was his. Fend for myself. The End.

"Nooooo!!!!"- Any Star Wars Movie

The year, 1995. Eric Doyle and I were at the Holyoke Mall looking for the newest, and rarest, Star wars figures. We found a good amount and decided we were going to go get lunch down in the food court. We were on the Top floor and, on our way, I decided to look over the edge down into the food court. All of a sudden, I dropped all of the action figures over the banister! I watched them fall in slow motion, and then, I fell over the edge myself. Maybe Eric pushed me over the edge for dropping all the action figures, I don't know, I can't say. But here I was, falling along with the action figures, from the very top floor of the mall, in slow motion. Right as when I was about to hit the floor, I woke up, feeling as if I had fallen right into my own bed.

Martin!...Damn Gina!

In This Dream I knew, somehow, that I was in a movie. Like "Last Action Hero" but, a different movie. The actors in the movie actually knew their past history of films. I was in this house and Martin Lawrence was there. He said "Wazzuuuppp?!" and slapped me five. I told him it was great to meet him, that his career really popped off after the TV show Martin. Gina was his wife in the dream, and she felt left out, because, her career hadn't really gone anywhere. So she piped in and said that she had just finished doing a cameo in some movie like "Scary Movie 18" or "Meet the Spartan's 11" or "Shitty Movie 27" where she was O.D.ing on Cheetos in a bathtub with Oliver Stone. I told her that I had seen that and thought she was really good in it. That was a lie, and Martin knew it, so he laughed and slapped me five and wazzzuupped some more. Then he filled me in that there was a murderer who lived next door and was killing people in the basement. So Martin told me that we were going to go kill this guy, mob justice, and to wait on the front lawn for him. So I did. Martin came out with a couple of shotguns, and I asked for one, but he said I was too young for a real one, so he gave me a pump action water gun. Just then the mail man ran over and asked what we were doing, if we were going to take down that unseen murderer vigilante style. Martin told him to shut up fool. Out of nowhere a big black SUV peeled up and it scared me so I shot the windows with water from my pump action water gun. Some guy in shades popped out and said he needed to take the mail man in for questioning about if he had seen anything about the basement murderer. He also asked us, Martin and I, if we wanted to join them in getting some very expensive steak dinners. We say sure, and away we went. I was in the front passenger seat. The road was lined with parked cars, we could barely make it through them, then, there was a young couple walking in the middle of the road holding hands. Guy in shades honked at them to move, and got angry. They got to the side of the road as we were pulling up to the Steak house. Guy in shades was so mad that he stepped on the gas, took a turn thinking that it led to the parking lot. It didn't. Cut to Bird's Eye View of the Big SUV slamming into the side of the steak house, and bouncing off. In my dream it was still clearly a miniature model, because, we were still in a movie. The SUV started to roll down this big grassy hill. It began to flip over on it's side when I was flipped out the side window from the cars flipping force. I landed on the grass hill and watched the big SUV flip and spin and turn down this very large grassy hill. I began to laugh and pound my fists into the grass with my crazy laughter. I was laughing because I knew that because this was a movie that everyone inside the car, somehow, would be ok... because they were main characters.

A/V Film/Video High school reunion?

In this dream I was hanging out with EVERYONE I've ever worked with while making anything film or video related. We were all hired to make a movie for Troma, so we were all in this huge, empty, warehouse. It was lunch time, so everyone was eating, which felt very much like a high school cafeteria. I was making my rounds, chatting with everyone. Every table was the cool table. I don't really know who was in charge, but, everything was running very smoothly. The only problem with the warehouse was that it didn't have any doors, so we had to climb up and down the scaffolding into air vents big enough to crawl through, and crawl through them to get in and out. This didn't really cause a problem, I went in and out of them and lugged back some C-stands and other equipment and it worked just fine! I don't know how it did, but, it just did. All in all it was very fun catching up with everyone in dream land!